• operator: 911, please hold.
  • me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  • murderer: ok
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midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

cokeflow:

I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.

communistbakery:

I like big butts and I cannot lie. i am under oath i must tell the truth but i don’t see why you’re asking me this judge shouldn’t we be talking about the murder

xypeilo:

Yaoi feels 

xypeilo:

Yaoi feels 

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

lacigreen:

byebye weak ass homophobic/transphobic legal defenses.

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shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

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