|Marvel:||this character is dead|
|Marvel:||how dare you suggest otherwise|
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
so today i was volunteering in a bank and i saw this man and woman arrive at the atm at the same time and they both went “you go first” “no you go first” “no you were here first i insist” “let’s arm wrestle for it” so they did and she won and he got her number and now they have a date for tomorrow night