incompetenthumanbeing:

Classic Marvel thrown in modern movies. 

god creating british men: let's just add a pinch of attracti- WHOA *spills the whole bag*
god:
god: well

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via troyesivan)

me n my turtle boyfriend

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
leafeon420:

there’s a  swag in my boot

leafeon420:

there’s a swag in my boot

(via humoristics)