meladoodle:

follow the yolo brick road

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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niggasandcomputers:

femburton:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

please explain this
snoopdogg

THE ONLY WHITE IM RIDING WIT 

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officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

officialnoot:

officialnoot:

it’s not a phase, mom

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T SAY “IT’S NOOT A PHASE” GODAMMIT 

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superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

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greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

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sherlocksmyth:

johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”

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